First Impressions:
They distract you straight off with an aquarium containing Babel Fish; I guess for the translation of the waiters!
The toilets here resemble a trip to a torture dungeon from Saw, and I was in the female toilets by accident!
It's ladies night as I'm eyed up by a table of senior citizens as I'm seated!
Starters:
The Papadums are so big, they don't fit in the basket!
Onion Bhajis are very average, about a 3.71 out of 7.
Mains:
We had to explain what pudding bread was to the waiter; he had never heard a Pashwari Naan called that!
We ordered Khahla Lamb Bhuna and Chicken Rezala. Both were excellent and the portions are huge here as well!
The food was slightly salty,... but after 15 pints this didn't matter!
The Verdict:
Good food, scary toilets!
Likely to dine here :
Captain Sensible and Rachmaninov
